[ Many years ago ... oh, let's say 1985 ]

Why hey there kid... you like that game?

It's called Mouse Trap and it's really sweet.

You see, you set up all these sweet little gadgets...

...then when the mouse gets in place, you set them all off and trap him!

Actually Mister, it sounds kinda lame.

Well when I was a kid I wished my parents
would have bought me this game...

Sure Mister, and I bet you wished to be
40 and wearing a blue smock, too.
Just set the thing off will ya?

You little sunuvabitch! You're lucky I don't
shove this mouse up your a--

[ Many years later ... ]

... So the sweet thing about RISK is that it's not only a
game of strategy, it's a game of world conquest.

Yeah that's great, can I finish my lunch now?

Hey John, we need to talk about these TPS reports...

Yeah I know, the cover sheet ...

No John, you don't know. You forgot one too many times.
Seems you also forgot 1985, a little boy,
and a game called Mouse Trap ...

... Uh, can't say I remember that ...

Maybe you can say this...
YOU'RE FIRED!

Betcha wish you had set off those gadgets now.

Photos from gallery.lost-media.com.